Australian coffee


when a girl punches you in the nose and then throws salt in your eyes and yells “oy” in your face while at the same time slapping you on the back so-as to cause all of the wind to be knocked out of you.
i was pretty hung over but the hostel manager woke me up with an “australian coffee” and, strangely, i feel better now.

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