Australian Dirt Goggles
when one individual is “tea-bagged” by two other individuals and both sets of t-st-cl-s are placed on the first aforementioned individuals eyes creating the “australian dirt goggles”
the first person to p-ss out is gettin’ “australian dirt goggled”
–brian/brianette falls asleep–
“bring out the australian dirt goggles”
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