Australian distance
a very long distance between isolated places. if the place you are in is so far away from everything, you have to travel for hours through empty country just to get anywhere there’s people.
“o yeah! you live in the pacific northwest! distances there are australian!”
“we’re in the middle of the desert!!! … civilisation is, like, an australian distance away!”
“it would be fun to go over there, but i’d have to drive an australian-f-ckin’ distance just to get there and i’m already tired.”
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