Australian Jump-Slap Fight
1. a form of competetive martial arts wherein two combatants face off against eachother on a pre-determined patch of gr-ss, usually about 15×15 feet. the only rules are as follows: all blows must be delivered with an open hand, and a fighter must be clearly airborn while executing any attack. fake-jumps are permitted to throw off an opponent’s timing, but a counter-attack still must be performed while real-jumping. the bout ends when anybody gets exhausted from the constant leaping around, or when the whole thing isn’t funny anymore, at which point a panel of three judges declares a winner based on who collectively whooped more -ss. all of this is crazy enough to have probably originated somewhere in australia.
2. a relatively safe way to settle disputes, while still resorting to violence, which rules.
1. timothy won a 2-1 split decision over gerald in that australian jump-slap fight, because he whooped more -ss, but not unanimously.
2. “i’ll australian jump-slap fight you for that last hot wing, b-tch.”
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