Australian Massage
the australian m-ssage is the action of m-ssaging the ‘land down under’
this is basically a cooler name for a rub-down, feel-up, fingering, hand-job, or 2nd/3rd base.
tom gave stacy an australian m-ssage in the front seat of his car.
after a long australian m-ssage, jane was juiced up and ready to go.
alice gives the greatest australian m-ssages ever, don’t you think?
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