Australian Mudflap
the act of motor boating a woman’s -ss, sticking as much of your face into the -n-l cavity as possible. upon performing this act, she begins to involuntarily defecate (sh-ts) in your face. unphased, you continue with your fowl deed, flinging feces in all directions.
after giving jenna an australian mudflap, my face was covered in poo and there was a fair amount of sh-t everywhere.
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