Australian Slingshot
whilst penetrating the pikachu, “cookie.” using a condom, at climax remove said condom and shoot it at her face like a rubberband, slinging the baby batter, “s-m-n” all over her, then flush the condom and given the nature of the southern hemisphere it will flush clockwise, letting you know you were truly “down under.”
guy1: “i gave a complete stranger the “australian slingshot” and apparently, she had the stink eye for like five days.”
guy2: “i wondered why my girlfriend kept winking!!!”
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