Australopithecus afarensis
a mythical creature that batman often rides into battle against g-dzilla, standing approximately 43m tall and weighing 17 tonnes the australopithecus afarensis is surprisingly stealthy and has been known to inhabit suburban gardens where it lives on a diet of small insects and dirt.
we need to get rid of that d-mn australopithecus afarensis in the garden, the thing kept me up all night rooting the dog and looking for bugs – and i don’t even like bugs.
australopithecus a-far-en-sisuh-fah-ren-sis
1. an extinct species of early hominid whose fossil remains were discovered in ethiopia and have been dated at between 3.5 and 4 million years of age.
2. a fossil belonging to this species.
3. also colon, the last descendant of the australopithecus afarensis. his physical characteristics are no different from his ancestors 3 million years ago. he has a bipedal knee structure, and molars of human style and relative size, but small skulls. due to the small skull, he has a brain of only around 375 to 500 cc. shockingly r-t-rded but for some reason thinks he is intelligent and can be very c-cky at times.
he’s almost as r-t-rded as that australopithecus afarensis.
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