AUSTRIA

a very beautiful country in europe, famous for the alps and the amazing scenery, good music, fantastic food and gorgeous girls!
the best skiers are from austria! arnold schwarzenegger is too! mozart is ! sigmund freud (the s-x-obsessed psycho-n-lysist) is ! red bull aswell! and beautiful heidis!
a: i am going to switzerland this winter!
b: are you stupid! all the cool boarders are going to austria! it´s much cooler!
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today austria is only known as the home of the famous steyr aug. arnold schwarzenegger and adolf hitler are considered to be its ‘greatest’ sons. but in fact is also a wonderful place in the alps where people like wolfgang amadeus mozart, joseph haydn, franz schubert, sigmund freud, ferdinand porsche, erwin schrödinger, ludwig wittgenstein, karl landsteiner and many other genius persons were born.

most people – currently living on this planet – haven’t even heard from these austrians and so they don’t know that austria played a leading role in the development of science, culture and philosophy. austria was also one of the first superpower states but after the first world war it shrunk to a nonsignificant spot on the globe. because of this embarr-ssing fact most of the austrians turned into misanthropic, unfriendly persons who build bombs in their bas-m-nts (best known austrian maniac is franz fuchs who blasted several bombs during the mid 90s) or who try to obtain world leadership (e.g. schwarzenegger). the small but sane rest of the austrians are hardworking people who achieved that their country developed to one of the richest countries in the world.

capital city: vienna
inhabitants: 8.26 e6
well, once he was a real austrian but look at him now!

hey, face reality! you are no d-mned austrian who lives in the past!
most foreign people who come to austria (mainly americans), think that the country is a very nice place and want to stay. the first impressions are: friendly people, a nice environment and no leatherpants (as many people might have heard). in austria there’s a lot of mountains. you can ski almost everywhere and that’s the reason why there are so many skiers coming from austria. unfortunately austria has got one of the worst soccer teams in the world.
austrians have great wines and the kitchen in austria is one of the best in the entire world. (and also one of the helthiest). special stuff like kürbiskernöl (pumpkin seed oil) or lipizzaner (completely white horses).

(maybe i’ll continue writing later…)
aubrey: we’re moving to austria for two years.
friends: australia? cool!
aubrey: austria – not australia. we’re moving to the austria in europe.
friends: never heard of that…
a relatively small mountainous country bordering italy, germany, switzerland, slovenia, hungary, slovakia and the czech republic its capital being vienna.
i was born in austria in 1922
a beautiful country where a lot of very famous people come from. schwarzenegger is very famous. also from austria. there were many famous skiers from austria. not to mention how many n-bel prize winners were austrian. an austrian person is a great person from a great country. and not to mention vienna which is one of the most valuable cities in europe.
there is only one bad person on the whole earth from austria who was bad. his name is aldof.
central european country, the birthplace of mozart,hitler and schwarzenegger.
austria is awesome!
mistake for australia.
girl: that’s my boyfriend. he’s from austria.
boy: australia. -facepalm-