Austrian Death Machine

austrian death machine is exactly what you should hear from a heavy band.

– a continuously fast paced tempo you can always circle pit to

– the obvious build up to a breakdown you’ll know how to mosh to

– cl-ssic sing alongs to pile up and sing along with

– a guitar solo in every song

and yes… never leave out the obvious key component, cliche vocals that sound really angry!

bottom line, austrian death machine is fast, p-ssed, brutal and every song has a guitar solo. you won’t find fantasy lyrics or overly poetic personal jargon. there are only forcefully chanted, testosterone drive phrases that our sweet bad-ss governor arnold would approve of. the brutal songs include such cl-ssics as…

“it’s simple, if it jiggles it’s fat” (double brutal)

“who told you you could eat my cookies?” (double brutal)

“get to the choppa” (total brutal)

“i am a cybernetic organism living tissue over (metal) endoskeleton” (total brutal)”

“if it bleeds, we can kill it” (total brutal)

“who is your daddy, and what does he do?” (double brutal)

“come on, do it, do it, come on, come on, kill me, do it now” (double brutal)

“it’s not a tumor” (total brutal)

austrian death machine is a tribute to the great arnold movies.
you know how i said that austrian death machine’s total brutal was the best thing ever to be created by mankind ever…i lied. double brutal is now truly the best thing ever created on this planet (that is until keep it brutal comes out)
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to austrian death machine something is to base something completely off of quotes made by or involving arnold schwarzenegger much like the songs by the metal band austrian death machine.
kid#1: let’s austrian death machine this. the next line in our german project should be wer ist dein vatty und was er gemacht? (who is your daddy and what does he do?)

kid#2: the next one can be “i am a cybernetic organism, living tissue over a metal exoskeleton”
ultra brutal music that is kinda funny how it makes fun of arnold schwarzenegger
austrian death machine-broo-tal song idea “discombobulated corpse termination urbanization governmentalibation explosive montazuma’s blasting power revenge!”