Austrian Napalm Strike
a combination of a blumpkin and the austrian airstrike.
like any effective air strike, the austrian napalm strike relies heavily upon communication, timing and accuracy. to -ssure success requires three willing parties although it can be achieved with a third unwitting party.
one member of the party sits, with b-ttocks exposed to the cold austrian breeze, on a window sill a minimum of one floor above street level while another willing partic-p-nt performs f-ll-t–. just as -rg-sm is reached the first member of the pair takes a m-ssive dump out the window.
the third partic-p-nt, reclining in a deck chair with their hairy chest exposed, then receives the splattering dump of faecal matter followed closely by the j-zz spat from the mouth of the fellator.
-reclining shirtless in a lawn chair-
kane: “ok guys i’m ready for your austrian napalm strike”
-sitting on window sill-
matt: “thank god, i’ve been holding this dump in for ages and my b-lls are blue, get to it dan.”
…
matt: “ok dan i’m about to blow, get ready to hot-potato my napalm onto kane while take a sh-t”
kane: “awwww yeah…”
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