Austyn Maneuver
when a guy flirts and makes a girl feel a giggly, then right when she falls for him. he acts like a jerk and blows her off.
“hey arent they going out?”
“nope, hes just pulling the ‘austyn maneuver’ again”
“really? i feel bad for her”
“i do too.”
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