authentification
1. describes an authentication process which is not working (hence the ‘f’ in the word).
2. a word used by a manager when they cannot pr-nounce ‘authentication’.
examples:
1. d-mn! i just logged onto the system with no p-ssword. now that’s authentification!
2. this year the company will be focusing on authentification itself.
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