Auto-Cockblock Asphyxiation
the act of doing something so incredibly stupid while trying to get with a girl that it ruins your chances with said female.
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auto-c-ckblock asphyxiation:
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at the party, mark was hooking up with this girl. when he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn’t remember her name. she got so p-ssed, she stormed off. he totally auto-c-ckblock asphyxiated himself!
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everything was going great with lauren untill we got in the cab. we were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden i got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. i tried to hold it back, but i threw up all over her. now she won’t answer any of my calls or texts. i completely auto-c-ckblock asphyxiated myself!
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