auto correct

the feature in phones and tablets that automatically fixes an incorrect word
auto correct, the natural enemy of fast typers
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a feature built into many modern phones, which automatically changes unrecognized words to their closest matches, if any exist. of course, on occasion it will select the wrong word, usually changing the original meaning of the sentence completely.
duck you, autocorrect! duck you to he’ll!
one of the most annoying things ever
dam^ auto correct!!
the grammar troll that lives in your iphone messaging app and converts your ordinary, well-meaning words into unintentional and embarr-ssing ones when you’re not looking.
tim: did you order a p-n-s?
steve: lolwhat?
tim: pizza. d-mn auto cuc-mber!
steve: ??
tim: auto correct!
at fault for word(s):

it’s an -ssist to the scapegoat when officially yet unofficially calling a spade a spade. it’s kind of like saying “mybad” but this is a definite upgrade and carries a very official sounding apology. this single multi-excusable word can be used in any fashion so utilize in your -rs-nal of doubt or direct conversation.
situation:
texter 1:yo you bringin the wh-r- over.

texter 2: wtf?

texter 1: d-mn you auto-correct, i meant to say “it would honor us if you bring your lady over to enjoy or join in on our festivities.”
something you’d notice in almost every awesome phones you see in the media, such as the htc and the iphone.

autocorrect is good, but sometimes, sh-t hits the fan whenever you text. sometimes, you type in “bigg,” then it autocorrects it into “bug.” so, say that a man was gonna text his friend “i like bigg b-tts and i cannot lie!” when he sends it, it gets autocorrected and turns into “i like bug b-tts and i cannot lie!” then there’s some funny convo between the recipient and the sender.
in a text convo…

micheal: god, so d-mn thirsty
jenna: yesterday @ the mall u should’ve taken the $$$ i was gonna give u out my p-ssy
jenna: oh sh-t, i meant purse
micheal: lmaooo
jenna: d-mn you autocorrect
the thing on your phone that changes things like danget to donut.
my auto-cuc-mber keeps maple my texts all walnut.

i just turned auto-correct off.
1.) the reason that funny, strange, or embarr-ssing texts and/or messages are sent.
2.) the reason it takes so long to type in words that are purposely misspelled or possibly slang.
3.) the opposite of reason one; the reason that misspelled words are automatically corrected without backsp-cing.
1.) man 1: -typing-
“dude, i got some peantus from the homeless guy”
autocorrecting “peantus”
for “p-n-s”
text sent
man 2: didn’t know you were looking for so much…
man 1: f-ck, it’s autocorrect for peanuts, man!

2.) man 1: -typing in google-
“doge”
autocorrecting “doge”
for “doggie”
man 1: -flips desk-

3.) man 1: -typing text-
“go git me a sammich”
autocorrecting…
“go get me a sandwich”
man 1: that’s the sh-t!

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