Auto-Fizz
a s-xual act that only requires one person.
to auto-fizz one must be sitting in the p-ssenger seat of a car with automatic seats. a pre-shaken soda gl-ss bottle, although if one is not available just a plastic bottle will do, is fastened to the dashboard.
the pant-less lady then spreads her legs up high and wide and uses the automatic b-ttons on the side to go back and forth on the gl-ss bottle. when the woman is about to climax she unscrews the cap in a mad frenzy and releases a spray of bubbles and fizz onto her l-b–.this is the act of auto-fizzing.
(an alternative act called f-ggot-fizzing is available for the men)
co-worker: i have a serious problem! my boyfriend is out of town for two weeks but i want to stay faithful to him and get my libido satisfied! what do i do!
me: go auto-fizzin!!
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