Auto-fucked
when you’re texting someone and the auto-correct makes you look stupid by putting in a completely different word than the one you wanted.
person 1: i want ur c-m
person 2: what? i thought we ended our f-ck-buddy period…
person 1: i meant rum you -sshole! i keep getting auto-f-cked!! eff you iphone.
something that happens when someone is royally screwed over by something automatic in any way.
gamer 1: “dude, that automatic turret is impossible to get by!”
gamer 2: “then stop going that way!”
gamer 1: “seriously, i just keep getting auto-f-cked.”
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