autobullshit
condition, usually affecting women who are emotionally upset, which manifest it self when subject automatically replies “bullsh-t” to anything their spouse, boyfriend or partner says without pausing to consider what has been said, only that said spouse, boyfriend or partner has said something.
a person being autobullsh-tted usually has no idea what the h-ll he did wrong to begin with. trying to find out usually makes thing worse.
the autobullsh-tting phase may go away as suddenly as it came.
dave: i love you.
sarah: bullsh-t!
dave: this milk is low fat
sarah: f-cking bullsh-t!!
dave: did you hear the one about dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?
sarah: bullshiiiiiiiit!!!!!1
dave: 6 x 7 = 42.
sarah: you -sshole that’s so f-cking bullsh-t!! bullsh-t! bullsh-t! bullsh-t! u suck!!
frank: could i have another slice of that marvellous pie?
sarah: why of course.
dave: ou. me too.
sarah: bullsh-t!
dave: why are you so p-ssed at me??? whatever it is, i’m sorry! i’ll do anything you want! say anything you want… but please stop..
sarah: how the f-ck can you pretend not to know?? bullsh-t!!
dave: really dear, your autobullsh-t is getting tiresome. goodbye.
sarah: bullsh– hey, wait. where are you going? honey?
dave: -slams door-
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