Autocoitus
the act of self masturbation by either a male or female.
auto: self
coitus: s-x
we all know it’s physically impossible to have s-x with yourself, therefore the act closest to s-x with yourself is masturbation… aka: autocoitus.
until being caught by her mother, after breaking up with her boyfriend, jessica spent her weekends alone having autocoitus.
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