autocorrect karma
when you type something into you smart phone that autocorrects into your true feelings.
text 1 : hey guys, would you rather spend your holidays
a) boozing with friends or
b) harming out with your family?
text 2 : my bad, autocorrect karma, should have said “hanging out”
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