autocorrected
the act of a word getting changed and thus changing the meaning of the sentence due to a device’s autocorrect feature. often leading to extreme misinterpretation.
person a (via text): hey do you want to get some p-n-s for dinner tonight?
person b: i’m so glad you said that because i always wanted to tell you i’m gay and i’m happy to hear you are too so that we can finally be together.
person a: oh sorry, i meant to say pizza, my phone autocorrected me.
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