Autodocumentism
autodoc-mentism (in dutch: autodoc-mentisme) is a religious belief worshipping two g-ds (duotheism) founded in the netherlands by the people of flabber. the two g-ds are jeremy clarkson, for determining what is good and beautiful, and david attenborough, all-knowing about our surroundings and nature.
i saw the face of jeremy clarkson in the bird droppings on the windshield of my v8 vantage when i suddenly heard david attenborough’s voice saying: autodoc-mentism!
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