Autoeroticism


self stimulation. having a date with mrs. palmer and her 5 sl-t daughters, auditioning the hand puppet, badgering the witness, bashing the bishop, beating the sh-t out of your incapacitated midget, beating the snotty end of my f-ck stick, blueball baseball, calling down for more mayo, calling in the national guard to -ssist you in a strategic crisis, caping the crusader, cheating on your other hand, checking the plumbing, choking the chicken, tossing off, trolling for the one-eyed walleye, performing the tube sock tango, w-nking the white, warming up the altar boy’s dinner, white-water wristing etc. etc.
i’ve got nothing better to do with my time so i practice autoeroticism for hours on end.

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