autofellatiography
a self-written biographical sketch, such as one submitted in support of an award application, in which the writer plays up and exaggerates their own accomplishments, giving themselves a symbolic bl-w j-b.
“i got nominated for employee of the year, but now they’re making me write an autof-ll-t–graphy. i’m gagging.”
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