autograt
a tip that is included as a charge on a restaurant bill rather than left to a diner’s discretion.
the cooker: “those f-ckers just took off without leaving the bartender a tip.”
pete d-ck: “well, not really, they just think they did, i could see that based on their ethnicity that they were not going to leave her anything so i told her to put on an autograt.”
bartender: “you guys were right, i owe you a free pitcher.”
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