autoguilt
1. automatic guilt experienced in almost any situation, because of one’s having been raised catholic, jewish, or some other culturally dictatorial upbringing.
2. guilt resulting from the frequent use of a friend’s car.
(note that these two meanings can coincide, namely in that the person afflicted with autoguilt type #1 will almost inevitably experience autoguilt type #2.)
1. “being catholic sucks: my default autoguilt setting must be around 8, whereas yours seems to be set at 0 — no matter what sh-t you pull.”
2. “dude, i hate to ask, because i’m experiencing serious autoguilt, but i need to borrow your car again this weekend — cool?”
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