autonomous erotica
a person who pleasures himself in a self-driving (autonomous) vehicle. you don’t have to hold the steering wheel, so you have two free hands. autoerotica, masturbation, touching oneself, self-pleasure, handjob, auto, car, google, google car, apple car, autonomous vehicle, self-driving, autojacking
i now know why all of these researchers want to go on all of these autonomous vehicle test drives alone. it’s called autonomous erotica. yikes!
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