autophile
technically speaking it’s not a man who has s-x with cars. as i’m one such i know my subject. an autophile is in love with him or herself s-xually. so i’m stuffed for a good word to use (apart from the often heard, insane, crazy, etc). the only alternative i’ve heard is automobiliphilia. quite a mouthful, more than the gearkn-b of a jaguar xj8 so probably won’t be popular. there probably should be two words. one for a person who loves his car on every level and has it as a subst-tute totally for a human partner and one for a man who simply f-cks it.
since i’m simply adding a correction to a word, not sure what a relevent example would be. apart from mentioning that i myself am an avid automobilophile, not autophile (not the only thing in my life mind!).
a man who loves his cars more than women. autophilia is the innevitable outcome of a man’s realization that cars are more reliable, cheaper, and often more attractive than women.
“he spent all of his time in the garage because he was really a closet autophile.”
someone who is in love with their car.
that guy is so in love with his car. he’s such an autophile
someone who has s-x with cars. literally.
i rides smooth, but you may have to clean out the exhaust, the last owner was an autophile.
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