Autophilia
the love for one’s car; the urge to have s-x with or m-st-rb-t- to a car; other words may include autopheiliac
“lets have s-x!”
-no response-
“don’t worry i’ll be gentle”
-still no response-
“oh you don’t want me to…well then get ready for all your dreams to come true”
-if you haven’t figured it out yet he is talking to his car and is suffering from autophilia.
1. getting pleasure out of automobiles.
2. the act of inserting the male p-n-s into the orifices of an automobile.
3. the act of inserting automobile parts or automobile tools, such as a wrench, into the female v-g-n-.
1. larry: oh! hey bob, look at that piece of s-xy machinery right there! (points at a yellow volkswagen)
bob: you autophiliac!!!
2. billy joe: oh! (shoves p-n-s into rusty tailpipe) i love you so much you dirty, dirty dirt-bike.
3. mary: ooooooo. your so big lambo!
lambo: -no response-
mary: oh yah! harder!
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