Autopostism
when autoposting at work causes your brain to stop working. your face shows no expression, your eyes don’t blink, and suddenly you come back to life and wonder, ‘what the h-ll am i doing?’
hey, i just had a autopostism, man. i thought the aliens came for me. but no, it was autpostism.
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