Autoprivate
when a private in the army gets so tired he just shuts down mentally and just follows orders without thinking. also leads to ncos noticing and f-cking with private and he won’t even realize he’s being f-cked with.
nco: private go ask the specialist if he got the tr double e’s that i told him to get for me.
autoprivate: yes sergeant!
specialist: tell the sergeant i put them by the st 1s.
autoprivate doesn’t realize they had him looking for trees and stones.
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