Autorollaphobia
autorollaphobia is the fear that the “driver” of the vehicle of which one is a “p-ssenger” will not slow or stop in time and crash into the vehicle(s) that have slowed or stopped in the road ahead.
1) my p-ssanger who i beleive has “autorollaphobia” shouted “stop!” as i slowed my car to a stop in traffic at the intersection. “would you like to drive?” i asked?
2) my autorollaphobic p-ssanger shouted “back off” as the freeeway traffic and my car slowed to view the roll-over accident near our exit. i said to her “maybe you should drive from now on!”
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