Autumn Courtesy Flush
a process carried out by university administrators in the autumn term which involves shedding students who don’t turn up regularly to cl-sses to ensure they aren’t charged fees and become an unnecessary financial burden to the inst-tution. this is performed by the student being summarily “deregistered” on the grounds that they are “inadequately engaged” on their programme of study. as a result, students find they are suddenly unable to submit coursework or access any university facilities whatsoever, thus providing proof that they are indeed no longer engaged.
chris the student: hey professor! why can’t i submit coursework or access any online library facilities in order to complete my term papers?
professor: you’ve probably become an unwitting victim of the most recent “autumn courtesy flush.”
chris: what’s that?
professor: you’ve been deregistered because you haven’t been coming to cl-ss.
chris: my g-d! but if i can’t submit -ssignments i’ll fail the year.
professor: yes, well you should have thought of that, shouldn’t you? anyway, good luck with your career.
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