avalon, nj


avalon, nj is a small town just below ocean city, nj in south jersey. it’s considered the hamptons of n.j. and only the rich wealthy white people from the main line go to avalon. avalon which is “cooler by a mile.” the lifeguards a bunch of prep kids as it runs by a white father and only his kids friends can join.

21st street is where all the prep kids meet up at 8pm then heads towards the beach and make out together. although it anti a party unless the cops that are 18 come and stop them. a true avalon girl is a wealthy skinny brunette that’s a b-tch and thinks she is the sh-t, although if your an ugly guy don’t worry, they can’t see you at night.

popular slang words come from avalon like “ let’s watch the submarine races”
1: hey brother, let’s go to avalon, nj this summer!
2: yea let’s go maybe i can watch the submarine races with katherine
1: yea if the cops don’t come

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