avocado hoez
a fat wh-r- with a large over hanging gut and twiggy dispropotianate legs, creating a resemblence to an avocado. it helps to make the connection when they wear green. these nasty sl-ts, are known to suck d-ck for fun and turn men gay. this term was created in 2002 when mocking a teachers fat sl-tty daughter and her also avocado shaped friends. the second group of girls that were called this adopted the term, not realizing that their disgusting body shape was being mocked.
pigarella: so j-zzy, what happened with your last boyfriend?
j-zzy: he was third guy to leave me for charlie after i f-ck him.
trashley: well thats what us avocado hoez do!
smelanie: were fat hoes!
beya & leez.best b-tches out there, cause they ain’t janky like some 14 year old wh-r-s.typically wearing green, and appear to be under the influence of la cocaina.they know how to party.
brian: iyyye them avocado hoez got it going on!
jack: they pump it up more than the samuri
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