avocado smash
avocado smash is an s-xual act in a very high tempo and a short time frame, usualy in a shady enviroment.
person 1:”did you get to smash yesterday”?
person 2:” yes, but we had so litlle time that we only got to take an avocado smash in the alley behind walmart”
person 1: “yea that sucks, but at least you got to smash”
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