away gamer


per barney stintson – an away gamer is an act of male masturbation, preceded by sitting on one’s “business” hand until it becomes numb, therefore simulating a handjob
okay, we’re going to pretend that we’ve never sat on our left hand until it gets numb for an away gamer

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