Awesdome
it’s when you mistype “awesome” in text, im’s, or any other typing devices. but none of that matter, it’s still awesome as it is. awesdome somehow sounds more awesome and cooler than awesome itself.
text 1: “how was last night?”
text 2: “awesdome”
text 1: “the f-ck?”
text 2: “i meant awesome!! you piece of sh-t; you slept with me!!!”
text 1: “wait, i thought that was… (looks at his a-hole) oh my god!”
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