Awesome-Conscience
awe•some-con•science
-noun
that faculty of the human psyche which causes individuals to distinguish between choices made for good, or for awesome. also variously termed: awesome comp-ss, awesome fiber, sense of right and awesome, and the indwelling guidance of the awesome spirit.
often depicted in popular culture as a pair of tiny, supernatural beings perched upon one’s shoulders: an angel on the right, and on the left, a napalm-spitting dilophosaurus wielding an overdriven black widow on inline skates.
son, i know your awesome-conscience is telling you to do the awesome thing to do. now take the blowtorch… that’s my boy.
i’d stop kicking ankle-biter dogs, but my awesome-conscience simply wouldn’t permit it.
i’m feeling rather awesome-conscience-stricken: i fully realized that i easily could’ve converted my old super-soaker into an everclear flamethrower, but i let it go at the yard sale for a quarter instead.
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