Awesomesauce

sauce that is awesome but still sauce at the same time. particularly tomato sauce.
that is awesomesauce on that pizza!
something that is more awesome than awesome. it is a modifyer of your basic awesome into a more awesome version
yo, if you kick a hobo, it will asplode!
~throws up the horns~ awesomesauce, totally awesomesauce.
a beautifully -ssonant phrase which can and should be used on any occasion where joy and elation are expressed.

the origin of ‘awesome sauce’ is probably from strong bad, although in that case he refers to a cleaning product with the trade name of awesome sauce. ‘awesome sauce’ has been adapted for use both as an exclamation or reserved sign of approval.
chel: i just got a hired at big lots.
macgyver: awesome sauce.
in cooking, a sauce is liquid or sometimes semi-solid food served on or used in preparing other foods. sauces are not consumed by themselves; they add flavor, moisture, and visual appeal to another dish. sauce is a french word taken from the latin salsus, meaning salted. sauces need a liquid component, but some sauces (for example, salsa or chutney) may contain more solid elements than liquid.

awesomesauce, on the other hand, is prepared by mixing equal parts of awesome, amazing and breathtaking. the awesomeness is slowly cooked and small parts of uncanny, extraordinary and magnificent are added. when no one expects it, the awesomesauce should asplode in huge fireworks, sonic booms, gorgeous girls, american flags and monster-trucks.

awesomesauce, contrary to any other sauce, can be served alone, or acompanying other dishes as movies or rock concerts. awesomesauce added to any food makes of it a real rollercoaster of emotions, thrills and excitement that michael bay would be proud of.
-did you see the last batman movie ?
-yeah, it was a plate full of awesomesauce !!!!

high probability this is the most lame brained, dipsh-tty word ever invented; likely created by some sniveling little t-rd who whines if s/he has to step foot outside or get off their godd-mn i-pad for two whole minutes. anyone that’s a big enough nosebleed to actually use this word should be straight jacketed, put in a damp, dark cellar, & be left alone with their thoughts until they see the egregious error of their ways.
tween bobby soxer #1: omggg!! the bedazzling job i did on my new denims is major awesome-sauce!! jealous much?!”
tween bobby soxer #2: stfu u irritating little runt, or i’ll dust your crops for you! jesus – did your mom have any kids that lived??!”
the invisible substance emitted by anything awesome. inherently making itself, and anything it covers, awesome.
ryan: dude i just got a 400×60 combo.
jimmy: awesome sauce dude!
ryan: yeah i know, it’s like everywhere.
it’s like applesauce, only made with awesomes.
you got laid twice? awesomesauce.
awesomesauce is the sauce that is anointed upon the head of champions. awesomesauce has no color, and there is no word to describe awesomesauce except awesomesauce. awesomesauce is the drink of choice for chuck norris. awesomesauce not only has no color, but is invisible. awesomesauce is a liquid form of the internet/ laser tag/ bad-ssery/ s-x (well, actually, not that last part, but i put it in there anyway) awesomesauce has no real name, that is why us unworthy humans made a name for it… and that name is awesomesauce. awesomesauce is the reason darth maul was born. awesomesauce is the source of all that is awesome, and some that is too awesome to be explained by any word humans are able to speak. awesomesauce, to vampires, is the anti-holy water, but is still produced by god. awesomesauce is the way, the truth, and the awesome. awesomesauce is why the song “sandstorm” exists, because no other force could have produced that song. awesomesauce, my friends, is the source of success and amazing, and for lack of a word that humans are unable to fathom, awesome…
“you got a review copy of bioshock 2? awesomesauce!”

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