Awesometer


the device or machine used to measure the different levels of awesome.
mr. a “dude, that was awesome…”
mr. b “how awesome was it?”
mr. a “well, let me check the awesometer. yes, just as i figured, it’s an 11.”
mr. c “it goes to 11?”
mr. a “under rare circ-mstances like these it does.”

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