Awesononomous
when a random stranger performs an act of kindness. usually the person who does it, accomplishes his kind task and sticks around long enough for you to say “thank you” or if a guy does it for a girl, or vice-versa, long enough to get a number. usually occurs in the south due to southern hospitality or in the urban areas around the holidays.
guy: here ma’am, let me get your bags for you.
old lady: why, thank you, sonny. let me give some money for you being so awesononomous.
old lady looks down to get money, looks up
guy is gone, without a trace
guy’s hand are full, trying to get into apartment building
girl:let me up the door for you.
guy:thank you
long pause and stare…
girl:well, i kinda feel like you owe me, ya know, for being so awesononomous. here.
hands him her number
guy:how about tomorrow, i’ll call you.
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