Awetard
using the premise that each and every human being is a “tard” of some type…
a contraction of “awesome tard”.
awesome + tard = awetard
noun – aw-tahrd
a) a person who acknowledges and fully accepts the ugly truth(s) about themselves and lives out-f-cking-loud, without shame or embarr-ssment, no matter how many times they get kicked in the b-lls or cl-t.
b) a person who uses the awesome power of hope to overcome adversity and tragedy.
c) a person who will do and say whatever-the-f-ck he or she wants, regardless of public opinion.
d) a hunter and fighter for all things awesome.
“i can’t believe that awetard just asked hillary clinton if she could taste monica lewinsky on bill’s c-ck.”
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