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Awk AF

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  the combination of “awk” and “werd”. it basically means the opposite of “werd” which people use to describe something cool. for example “i got new shoes today!” “werd, that’s cool dude!”. person1: i shot a camel person2: -with a mean tone in his voice- that’s really awkwerd -sshole person1: are you mad at me??? person2: […]

• Axeaddonis

  the process of acting or calling somebody a noob, often used as an insult. that axeaddonis! wow! he’s an axeaddonis! dumb axeaddonis knows nothin’…

• a captain plan

  a plan in which you are going to ride a sinking ship right down until it sinks. aw man, our company had a third round of layoffs! i wasn’t laid off and i’m not even looking for another job. i have a captain plan. i’m riding this sinking ship until the very end.

• Accidental Bulimia

  when you are brushing your teeth and your toothbrush accidentally hits your uvula, causing you to throw up the food you had just eaten. this usually leads to full-on bulimia when you purposefully stick your finger in your throat and cause yourself to barf. trixie: last month i was brushing my teeth and developed accidental […]

• accordion blow job

  a bl-w j-b in which the giver moves his/her mouth up and down the p-n-s, as in a harmonica bl-w j-b, while simultaneously m-ssaging and pulling enthusiastically at the b-lls with both hands. it takes a lot of hand-eye-mouth coordination to perform a good accordion bl-w j-b.

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