awkbird
an awkbird is the current girlfriend of one of your sons that appears in intimate family photos but has a face like a smacked -rs- because she’s about to get the elbow.
great wedding photos dave, who’s that woman that looks someone’s called her fat?
oh the ‘awkbird’ you mean? that’s my lad’s ex. she was on her way out but he didn’t have the b-lls to tell her before the wedding!
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