Awkcock


a very awkward freudian slip.
that dorito muchocowpie loves awkc-cks so much.
1. n. awkwardly shaped male appendage

2. adj. so awkward that your c-ck falls off.
1. “that girl jess, the hermaphrodite, has such an awkc-ck that i fartrinkled all over her.”

2. “this situation is awkc-ck”

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