awkies
adj. awkward, phrase used to describe a particularly awkward situation.
-we were making out in the kitchen and then his mom and little sister walked in on us.
-oh, man, awkies…
a shorter version of the word awkward. may also be used as code for your friends around u when talkin aloud next to a awkward person. ( awwwwwwkeeeeeeey!)
god that was a f-cking awky silence. he is awky, she is awky.
colloquial; meaning awkward; commonly used by adolescents in weird or tense situations.
dude 1: how great was my party the other night?!
dude 2: um, i wasn’t invited..
dude 1: awkies.. -walks away-
another expression for awkward. the word itself is awkward giving light to the situation and somewhat paying out yourself
boy: h-llo
girl: i’m good thanks
girl: awkies
awkies – to outline that an awkward moment is taking place and can also be used as a quick escape
1.
peter – how funny was that thing dylan said
robin – not at all
-dylan hears-
robin & peter – awkies
abbreviated version of the work awkward, yet infinitely more powerful. the work awky should be accompanied by a facial expression that is somewhere between a a constipated wince and the fart you accidently let out while laughing too hard. this is also further pr-nounced when accompanied by the sign language action for “awky” which is each hand formed into a pointed index finger directed in a downwards shaky movement.
1.”dude, i just b-mped into my old catholic studies teacher at the store while i was totally stoned and buying birth control and lube….awky!”
2. “oh my god, when i went to hug uncle dennis goodbye, i totally felt him packing heat….awky!”
shortened form of awkward, weird, odd, abnormal, different from the norm
your a big awky looking kid… almost like shrek.
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