awkturd
noun- an awkward moment. also short for the “awkward turtle”. doing the awkward turtle movement shows that a situation is completely awkward.
“i don’t want to be here, this is really awkt-rd.”
“man, it’s h-lla awkt-rd in there!”
an akward t-rd. when you have to cr-p at someone elses house and you let out a huge fart while doing it and you know people can hear you from outside the bathroom.
sam: how was cindy’s party?
josh: not very good…
sam: what happened?
josh: oh, i blew it with a hot girl becuase i had an awk-t-rd…
sam: that sucks, dude!
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