Awkward Avocado
an awkward avocado is similar to an awkward turtle, a hand gesture used to either diffuse or make a social situation awkward.
simply clasp both hands together (with a slight outward curvature in the palm and fingers, creating the desired avocado shape) and move your hands in outwards circular motions (directed away from the body).
thus creating the awkward avocado. experienced users may attempt the awkward half-avocado, but this should be reserved for drastic situations only.
bill: “if i’m ever on a date and the conversation lapses into an awkward silence, i just pull out the awkward avocado. works every time”
james: “cl-ssic move.”
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