Awkward Babies
a hand gesture meant to be a reb-ttal for the awkward turtle, usually accompanied by a verbal explanation.
it is formed by:
1. making the awkward turtle with your hands
2. seperating the hands so that they sit next to each other
3. balling both hands into fists and b-mping them together twice
4. sticking out both pinkies and thumbs and rotating them forward
guy: hey, what’s up?
girl: i’m on my period…
guy: -awkward turtle-
girl: awkward turtle makes awkward babies -awkward babies-
in an awkward situation, when one person makes an awkward v-g-n-, and another makes an awkward p-n-s, an awkward baby is formed.
– a bunch of guys hanging out-
timmy: and then, my girlfriend walked in on me while i was singing dolly parton’s greatest hits!
ted: -awkward p-n-s-
jim: -awkward v-g-n–
sean: an awkward baby has been formed!
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